An unexplainable thing. But definitely involves a totem pole.

This is what blankwerks was looking for in their illustration design

I run a Facebook page called UKDMhatesyou. It has its beginnings in the fickle and terrible world of the peculiarities of the Japanese car scene, but is also an outlet for my terrible lowbrow humour and nonsense. You'll need to go there and look at the photo albums to understand it. Or not understand it but get an idea of what it's all about. Think of it as your muse or something. Basically I hook them in thinking it'll be about cars, and then assault them with other things that make 60% of them immediately unlike the page. It's a tricky balancing act to carry off, but you ensure that you're left only with the hardcore weirdos afterwards.

I sell stickers that I make and other useless stuff like lanyards and air fresheners. And am pretty rude to my customers. They seem to like it.

I like to think I can design. But I know that I actually can't. And here's where you come in.

I need some kind of main go-to symbol of my drivel. And I have chosen......a Totem Pole… Read more